"The man will align moons and liberate millions,
all while never leaving the wet bar."
--Josh Knowles

"Never return null.
Never accept null as parameter."
-- NoNullBeyondMethodScope

"I sit down at my desk to evaluate
my options. I could declare the
day a waste and wander down to
FastMart for a forty of malt liquor.
That would be ridiculous, but
would have a certain amount of style to it."
-- Josh Tales

"Good cooking takes time.
If you are made to wait,
it is to serve you better,
and to please you."
Quoted in The Mythical Man-month

"The information age
offers all of us the power
to bore people with the details
of our own existences."
--"Magua"

"Our continuing policy
is that the Web doesn't
need more advertising
experts blaming the state
of the medium for their
own failures. It doesn't
need more pundits
looking to put our
Banner Years behind us.
What the Web needs is more
monkeys. "
--"La Vache Qui Rit,"
suck.com

"The rest of the year will
be marked by three distinct
trends -- or Drifts, or
Developments, Plagues, Fads,
Fashions & certainly inescapable
Realities: LARGE BREASTS,
THIN WALLETS and ENORMOUS
FEAR of BILL COLLECTORS.
These will be the Primary
Drive -- energies behind
everything else that happens in 2001."
--HST

"Coté, when you drink,
the whole world drinks."
--Kim